commiserate

Constantly bitching about one’s circumstances, hoping to one up the other in how miserable one can be.

Typically comes from losers with little to no personality.

Guy 1: God my life sucks so hard, I wish things would go back to the way they were…

Guy 2: Yeah well my mom got cancer and all I ever do now these days is drink until I’m in a stupor and do drugs… my life sucks.

Guy 3: You two faggots commiserate and whine every day on this forum instead of doing anything useful.

by Anon326 January 22, 2023

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commenterry

Narration regarding fluffy absorbent towel-material.

All of us guys remarked to Tiffany about how good she looked straight out of da shower, but da commenterry REALLY picked up when she actually let us remove her bathrobe so dat we could see and feel her sleek freshly-scrubbed naked body for ourselves!

by QuacksO March 25, 2023

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committment

Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.

I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.

by QuacksO August 11, 2023

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