An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.
Are you okay? Where the hell were you?
Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?
Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?
by dreamweaver6242 January 28, 2010
Get the Youtube Coma mug.Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.
Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.
by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004
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An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.
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by Pamelot May 22, 2010
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by Memo August 9, 2004
Get the commando mug.Dude, did you hear Mike got busted with two pounds of weed??!?! I told him he shouldn't be moving so much weight.
I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment
I don't know about that, he should just have followed the 11th Commandment
by __SomeGuy__ August 16, 2010
Get the 11th Commandment mug.The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.
C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?
Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.
Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.
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