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coffee dreads

a state of being which is quite unpleasant; when one drinks too much coffee, and as a result feels very anxious
Jay: Hey Lu what do?
Lucy: Hey. I can't tell if I'm nervous about something or if I just drank too much coffee.
Jay: Ah, the coffee dreads. Brutal.
by violentviolet October 10, 2013
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Adjusted Coffee

A coffee that has one or more shots of an alcoholic spirit stirred through.
Tea or coffee?

Adjusted coffee would be great.
by StreetyAus September 8, 2010
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forgotten coffee

When one is so busy and forgot to take the coffee from the coffee (espresso) machine.
"Hey dude, is that your coffee?"
"Oh, yes, thanks. It's my forgotten coffee."
by Gaboantsa October 31, 2022
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Coffee Hangover

Coffee Hangover is a stage of disorientation after a long day functioning on coffee when the effect wears off. This usually happens similar to a crash except at it's worst, usually on a long day of getting up early with minimal sleep. The coffee hangover consists of several stages.
1. Slight Irritation. You may become slightly annoyed or bothered. You probably are starting to lose some energy at this point.
2. Loss of Patience. You've lost patience with most things at this point. You just don't care by now and you can't stand being around people.
3. Mood Swing. You may become emotional, sad, or angry depending on your condition.
4. Disorder. By now you can't even walk straight and your words and thoughts don't make sense. You shouldn't attempt to communicate with another human being at this point.
5. Shutdown. At this point you have no energy left and you'll have to lay down. Don't even bother trying to sit up. You may pass out. Nothing but sleep, Acoma, or hibernation can fix this by now
I don't know if this definition makes sense because I'm on a coffee hangover.
by Anti-hater skater June 8, 2015
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Coffee Filtration

When one sucks off another, then as male is about to ejaculate, he states his predicament to the partner who promptly places a thin layer of material, i.e undergarments, over the penis. At this point, said sucker places mouth around partners penis. The penis holder then spurts his 'sex wee' through material. Sucker then sucks semen through material causing filtration. Pleasure ensues.
1. " .... Amy totally gave coffee filtration to me last night!"
by That camel April 5, 2009
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Coffee crack

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee crack. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack October 2, 2016
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coffee worshipper

A person who buys a takeaway coffee from places like Starbucks, Costa, Cafe Nero, etc and walks along the road holding it in front of them as if it's an urn containing sacred ashes.
That coffee worshipper over there looks like a complete twat
by blofled1965 March 19, 2013
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