Chump change

A monetary amount that one considers to be low or insignificant

Boss: We're glad you accepted this job at McDonald's. We'll start you at $10.50 an hour.

Worker: $10.50 is chump change. I want $20.

by KnightofNerdom July 14, 2019

Chump

A person who talks absolute bubbles but is convinced they are the most intelligent in their group of 1.

Sam is at it again, talking nonsense. Sometimes he rings the takeaway just to ask if they do takeaway food. What a chump.

by Jimzzz82 August 15, 2021

Chump jump

When someone jumps from one fuck boy to another fuck boy

"Is Emily still dating George?"
"No, but she's seeing some other jerk now"
"oh man.... so she's still doing the chump jump then?"

by emmileejoe September 18, 2017

Cougar chump

Noun: A young man who gets used and degraded because of his need for sex by a nasty old cougar whore who is usually a drunk and a drug user.

A young person whose dick gets used by a nasty hooker 3 times his age, and he feels like a complete simp after the fuck, yet he is too much of a dirty cunt addict to give it up.

Maani doogie: Dude, who’s possibly down for sploogie bombing some skanks?
Cassata nems: Naw dog, we might end up like heater nems who got hooked by that dirty cunt.
Maani doggie: oh yeah, she turned him into a total cougar chump, hes fallen way off his game because of her.

by ballplayer182 March 9, 2022

Chump

A pedophile will call a young child a “chump” if he is planning on preying on them.

The big black pedo was spying on his favorite chump over the fence

by Bigsexydaddy1234 February 8, 2021

Chump

Guys named Cody from Houston who work on submarines

"He's the biggest chump you'll ever meet"

by irregularsnail May 31, 2018

chump

someone (goes by the name of ammon) who is so cool and swag and who is liked by many including i. his only flaw is his lacking in foosball but has potential to become mediocre at it someday.

person #1: wow look at that guy i bet mcdonald’s is the only thing he can afford! but he looks sexy af

person #2: must be a chump!

by golittleswagbaby December 6, 2021