Choking The Rope

Similar to the expression ‘playing with fire’ although inciting different imagery. While both expressions refer to a course of action that may result in an unpleasing outcome either for you or others around you, ‘choking the rope’ more usually means its your own neck that’s on the line.

You’re really choking the rope with your attitude. I don't know how much more of this I can tolerate.

by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010

choking the teddy bear

The act of masturbation or handjob, when it involves a big, hairy, thick penis.
Usually, the male involved in this act has never shaved his frontal genital area.

Girl 1: "What did you do with that cute guy in the bedroom?"
Girl 2: "I was choking the teddy bear"
Girl 1: "Gross!"

by HentaiNerd69 January 14, 2014

crotch pot cooking

The act of shitting in your pants, especially when farting.

Jeff has crotch pot cooking down to an art. His specialty is trouser chili.

by Pooh02 January 2, 2009

cooking with gas

(variants: oil may replace gas)
working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)

Once I am donerading the book I have chosen to write about, I will be cooking with gas.

by Light Joker October 13, 2004

Cooking Books

Books black kids never wanted to read.

"It's some cooking books, the black kids never wanted to read 'em" -Tyler, the Creator

by Nick Joe September 16, 2011

Choking

When ur team cant win 1 of 3 games when they are in playoff contention.

The redskins are choking AGAIN.

by Advil211 July 27, 2017

Chocking

Choking on one or more cocks

Last night Shane was chocking on all the cocks at the ball field. Shane chocked the Nationals cocks so hard that they ended up losing the game because they were so relaxed.

by Gay boy Shane October 13, 2017