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The Chard Argument

The logic whereby nothing you do is ever good or pure enough.

Named after the core example where someone can be on a diet and no matter how effective it is, there's always someone who will criticize some dietary choice you made, the logical conclusion being that the only way to prevent this from happening would be if all you ever ate was chard.

Happening more and more in left-leaning circles where people frequently criticize other people for not being "woke enough".
"I lost 50 pounds in 3 months!"

"oh but if you'd have cut rice out of your diet, it would be so much healthier."

"yeah, thanks for throwing the chard argument at me"
by Die Fledermaus August 22, 2019
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Freedom Charade

Describes the feeling/state of living in an environment that promotes freedom of choice and will in all aspects of life but makes decisions and life changing decisions for people without their consent or thought of mind.
The Black Lives Matter Protest is all apart of the Freedom Charade.
Kim: "I wish there was something to sum up all of the oppression and discrimination going on in the world."
Stacy: "There is, It's called the Freedom Charade."
by kenn2x November 7, 2021
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Dirty Chard

A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better

Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*

Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital

Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard

Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
by The Dirty Bunny September 7, 2021
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Hamster Chard

Someone who is dry asf and in love with ryan reynolds but isn't gay
Emma : bro that guy is defo a hamster chard.
by James rejenold January 2, 2022
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Dirty Charolette

The dirty charlotte is the act of cutting open a woman’s stomach and shoving a crotch goblin inside the crotch goblin is the equivalence of a chihuahua and will bite anyone’s dick off who comes to close and also loves to be a cuck and watch people have sex.
I just pulled a dirty Charolette now I’m going to prison.
by ItsRural July 22, 2023
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Mask-charades

Using accentuated hand gestures to convey what your saying because you’re wearing a Covid mask.
The bartender and I were both wearing masks and she could couldn’t hear me over the music so I had to figure out how to sign gin and tonic in mask-charades.
by Jaded Hymens November 26, 2023
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Internet Charades

A game where someone gets a person or group of people to guess what they're thinking of by using images instead of words to give hints.
A: "My friend is sending me pictures and making me guess what they mean"

B: "Oh yeah, they've always been a fan of playing Internet Charades"
by TheBeenLord January 7, 2025
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