cardinal pole catholic school 

A school full of fake skets. Too many Snakes 🐍 roaming through the halls. This school is like a zoo like why pay to go visit London zoo when you can see people in cp for free? Most of the girls have been baited out. 99% of the boys r ugly asf. Everyone’s a nitty. Most of these teachers can’t even teach bro. They get paid to give detentions. They shove homework down your throat and the things they teach in class are never in the exams. To sum it up , this school is a fucking joke.

Student 1: I hate cardinal pole catholic school!!

Student 2: Agreed

Teacher: *hears conversation*

Teacher: You are both excluded for 2 weeks!

Students: WTF!

cardinal pole catholic school by NoneOfYourBusinessHoeSksksk December 5, 2019

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy 

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.

laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy by i8utoo February 12, 2021

st. mark catholic school 

welcome to shit hole number 1. where the 7th graders are sluts and every 8th grader has seen their nudes. where basically every girl has given top. and everyone has gotten high in the bathroom. so welcome to slut whole number 1

person 1: I'm going to st. mark catholic school
person 2: have fun getting top in class

st. mark catholic school by bitch694201829888 May 25, 2019

central catholic 

central catholic is the most gay school in San Antonio.
they love breaking girls hearts but don't ever mess with the brotherhood.
probably a cult but the teacher are too scared to loose their jobs to say anything.
They're all crackheads and pot heads but I can never top falling for them no matter how hard I try.
they all think they are the shit when an actual jungle school filled with monkeys are next to them.
all suport trump.
and don't try to get into their pants, they only go for iw girls or for guys in their own class.

person from acp: hey, you see that guy over there? he has the central catholic charm.

central catholic by bhadbhabie2k19 March 11, 2019

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School 

A torturous facility, much like hell, where children must learn a vast array of subject matter which will most likely be of no importance in their future careers. Furthermore, it is a place where fun is not allowed and you will be strongly condemned for any carnival-like activities and actions. Also, you are trained to be robots with no souls or social lives, much like gingers.

Also known as "Bishop McGuinness State Penitentiary."

kid: where do you go to school?

other kid: Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School

kid: wow, i am terribly sorry. that place sucks fat cock.

Bishop McGuinness Catholic High School by IWANTAPPLESAUCE June 11, 2010

Guerin Catholic High School 

The High School of choice for rich fags and ugly bitches. The sports teams all blow and the fine arts should be renamed to the Fag arts. Nobody likes this school including the people that go there because most peoples parents send them there. The school is more hated than the USWNT and less attended than a WNBA game. The faculty is full of extremely cocky douchebags who think they are better than everyone since they pray once a day. You can get in trouble from any of them for doing absolutely nothing and the rule is "guilty until proven guilty" there. Not one teacher has any friends and the administration blows each other all day in the front office.

Chad- yo Brock wanna go smoke and fuck some bitches tonight.

Brock- nah I go to Guerin Catholic High School and am against drug use and we have hair testing on weed. I also learned in the Catechism to save myself for marriage so I ain't fuckin bitches no more. I think some of these girls at Guerin deserve a chance since they're so nice and intelligent.

Chad- Damn bro now you's a simp... fuck Guerin and they're bitchass faculty. Have fun going to the bathroom without your phone and dont fucking talk to me again pussy.

Guerin Catholic High School by BennyBench69 January 30, 2020

Lake Catholic High School

Established in 1970 and owned and operated by the Diocese of Cleveland, Lake Catholic High School commits itself to the faith and education of each student. Through a challenging curriculum, extensive extra-curriculars, successful athletics and a vibrant service program, Lake Catholic works to fulfill its mission to learn, to work together, and to serve. But past all that the school is filled with cliques drama and non-stop gossip. The most important sport is football so if you are they star on the team you are known as the alpha male of the school! For the males of the school the sports that get you most known are football, basketball, and baseball. For the girls its volleyball, cheerleading, and basketball. Besides all that the school still has it class sluts, drug deals, cop showing up parties, and full of drama. In the school every girl has there whoreish moment where they will hook-up with a guy or a girl and the next Monday everyone knows about it. In Lake everyone knows your secrets and your life. This school has some of the worst slut you can find in Ohio!

Lake Catholic High School has so many sluts in it!

Lake Catholic High School by meidhex22 July 24, 2010