callofdutyinteruptus

call of duty interuptus......the act of denying someone their 10 minutes of bliss

i was blowing off steam after work, playing call of duty when i had too field a meaningless phone call that ruined my kill streak, it was callofdutyinteruptus in the extreme.

by ralphstr February 10, 2010

calm your willy down

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

by makurious December 1, 2009

Calcoholism

A period of excessive and merciless binge drinking induced by the inability to understand calculus.

Jeffrey tried the best he could to derive the function, but ultimately failed, and subsequently drank fifteen beers in a case of finals week calcoholism.

by calcoholics_anonymouse January 25, 2011

calm the fuck you

when you have a stroke

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.

by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018

Lucky Calhoun

One bad motherf*cker. Usually known to be the one standing after a battle. Unusually well endowed. A lover at heart and has mastered the skills of karma sutra. Undeniably loyal. The kind of man that makes a promise, and then is willing to die before he allows it to be broken.

Look at that moron! He definitely ain’t no Lucky Calhoun!

by BigD&daBoyz January 10, 2018

Calm your tits

What Shannon says when she's at the end of her rope.

Shannon: Blake stop texting me so much. Calm your tits man.

by cookiecamden December 25, 2013

CalmDownU

When you get really excited about something, usually referring to Love, and your boyfriend has to remind you to calm down.

J'sGirl - "Baby,I really miss you, I haven't seen you since yesterday."

J - "It's been 12 hours... CalmDownU!

by J'sGirl October 10, 2006