Budget

No. You want me to not get paid so you can continue to pretend you are not my inferior. You thought this was a stupid ✌️✊️✌️cope✌️✊️✌️ and it was literally the thing I said it was.

Hym "And now I'm the creator of AI and you're still just a YouTube bitch. Just like your retard mentor. Well, not JUST like your mentor but... You know, it might be better for everyone if you were more like him. I don't need a budget."

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025

budget lesbian

when a non-binary person only dates girls and plays yume nikki 24/7

Bread: dude, poku is so cool and all, but how come they not like men like me??
Lucy: cause they are a budget lesbian obviously you douchebag

by Toastguy999 February 22, 2025

safe budget

It is an oxymoron. Mixture of the word "safe" to denote something that is good and the word "budget" to denote something that is bad.

safe budget means that it is within budget
as in its a good budget

by Dins25 January 2, 2009

Alexander Budgen

The cutest, funniest, handsome, caring man in the world. i love him with all of my heart and the only people who dont like him are the ones that want to be with him(:

Schmess-"Heyy"
Alexander Budgen- "whats up"
Schmess-" just falling in love with you"

by Schmess May 1, 2010

Baseline Budgeting

The complete bullshit accounting practice of using ever-increasing spending and revenues as the starting point. This assumes that the private sector of an economy will grow at a steady pace regardless of government's interference by way of more regulations and removing the incentives to produce. Also allows political parties to cry over "cuts" which are in reality projecting spending increases below their current baseline.

John Boner announced $1T in cuts over ten years using baseline budgeting, but the actual numbers show steady increases in Federal Spending.

by Joe666_69 July 28, 2011

fuck budge

The amount of money one allocates for the acquisition of sex.

Last night sucked - I blew my fuck budget, and didn't even get laid.

by jm2011 October 27, 2015

Big-Budget Splat

A big-budget Hollywood movie that has lots of special effects and did well at the box office, but got a bad Rotten Tomatoes score.

Examples:

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Suicide Squad
Transformers: Age of Extinction

The only things in theaters right now are Big-Budget Splats.

by whiteboyz36 November 14, 2017