Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015

sad._.broccoli

THIS PERSON IS SO COOL!!

SHE HAS COOL COSPLAYS

''Wow, sad._.broccoli does have alot of cosplays''
''I LOVE sad._.broccoli s cosplays!!''

by Shittingwithdogs June 1, 2021

Pushing the Broccoli

This phrase applies to situations when a girl comes round and she is not what you expected, be it because she has 'catfished you' or she just had really strong game and come round without you first asking for a picture. You still want to hit it up because otherwise it is a waste of time and the rest of the night will be awkward if you reject it, so you hesitantly sit there and reluctantly fool around with it like a kid eating tea that mum has cooked knowing that you have to eat it, but you just really don't want to.

Oh dude i got a chick over last night and i was pushing the broccoli until i blew so that she would leave.

by Antony.James91 January 21, 2015

cut the broccoli

To masturbate or otherwise pleasure oneself

Where's Darren? Oh he went to cut the broccoli.

by Hot Digity October 24, 2018

broc

kid who thinks nadine baker is his friend.

thats what hapens whenn moorstown kids try to takl to twp kids.

by nope May 7, 2005

Broash

When a male's penis is long but soft (not quite a boner) normally acquired in the early stages of porn watching.

Dude, i totally got a broash right now

by THAYWORTH July 7, 2010

Broastie

Not toast, nor bread... a broastie is an Australian term for a piece of bread cooked for about 10 - 20 seconds in a toastie machine so it gives the bread a toasted line down the centre of the bread and warms it slightly.

Carl: G'day Bruce, how long should I cook this broastie for?

Bruce: Flaming galah! For about 15 seconds mate, until you get the line down the middle.

Carl: Bonza mate, cheers!

by foxious-maximous September 14, 2010