Definitions by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe

Eye Broccoli 

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

Eye Broccoli by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 29, 2015