eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

by mvolfman December 7, 2010

eye broccoli

opposite of eye candy, someone unappealing to look at

(how i met your mother) marshall's ex-assistant

barney: "so, who's the eye broccoli?"

marshall: "my new assistant"

by kittycathy December 7, 2010

eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

eye broccoli

The opposite of eye candy. One who is very unappealing to look at.

Bro, who's the eye broccoli?

by SwarlesBarkley December 7, 2010

eye broccoli

An uggo, the opposite of eye candy.

That chick is homely.
Yeah, total eye broccoli

by Rpoole11 December 7, 2010

Eye Broccoli

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.

Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.

by HIMYM addict December 10, 2010

Eye Broccoli

Someone that isn't nice to look at but you know is good for you.

Guy 1: Dude your new girlfriend is stank AF
Guy 2: Yeah she really makes sure I'm happy, I just can't bring myself to look at her
Guy 1: Man you got yourself some eye broccoli

by thatdouchejudgingeveryoneatthe July 11, 2015