BalenoMachino

1.8 SPORTS Gtx Baleno is comonly found with old ladys and mums except for some balenos thats are boganised by people fucking the back suspension and bouncing the limiter alot the balenomachino was worshipped by a family of rats then the only son of the family of rats killed his family and stole the sacred Baleno to cut laps and do skids the interior is always stained with bourban and smells of buds this is how u identify the machino baleno from a nana baleno

person 1), "fuck did u see that blue wagon doing 160 down moorhouse with that fat dude screaming out the window"

person2), "That Baleno is not just any Baleno its a BalenoMachino"

by Captain Skids December 2, 2009

Barley Boy

An English major who commits acts of domestic violence under rage due to a lack of career opportunities.

Person 1: I quit my job to be a part of the 99. Now I'm complaining that I have no job! I'm so angered!!
Person 2: Stop being a such Barley Boy.
Person 1: I'm gonna go beat my wife.
Person 2: Okay.

by jangit222 October 30, 2011

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012

baléni

An absolutely beautiful girl that deserves nothing more than respect for who she is and what she's gone through. A girl who knows when to let something go and be friends again no matter what caused a rift.

beautiful Baléni

by darkeningbower November 11, 2013

Bale Face

When you here a good tune on the radioand you make a face like Gareth Bale.

Did you hear that tune dropped on Houseology last night. Gave me a proper Bale Face

by Atomicflange February 28, 2017

Bales

Someone lacking zero common sense/general knowledge

That guy though the capital of Tasmania was Australia. What a Bales!

by Scrooge McKik May 19, 2018

Bale of Hay

A man, usually Latino, that smashes White skinny women vagina (yea us Latino's are taking your pussycats away, which is why you all hate us so much) so violently that it makes their pussy lips look like bale of hay afterwards.

Man, the brother left her vagina looking like a bale of hay!

by Tortilla maker June 3, 2018