Sloppy Boebert

(noun) Like a Boebert, but done on a first date, while vaping. Preferably while singing "I love you. You love me" after drinking a double mouthful of the discount liquor store's finest whipped cream vodka.

Damn, girl, I knew you were as cheap and easy as dollar store mac-and-cheese, but that Sloppy Boebert...Dayuuum...

by Philbert T. Merkin III September 20, 2023

The Boebert

The Boebert - groping a stranger in public

She told her husband “since she was only doing “the Boebert” she technically wasn’t cheating since she just met him and they were only groping in public

by Three Sisters September 22, 2023

Full Boebert

A Boebert but also while using a Vape and being a faux snob

I went to see the show and had to stop my wife from doing a Full Boebert

by Shrink Rap September 22, 2023

Mega Booter

When saying you got a booter doesn't convey the true depth of the situation

Ole Squid leg was chest high in hip waders while taking out the dock for the winter and took a step too deep and got a Mega Booter as water rushed over the hip waders filling his hip waders to the brim.

by Adrenaline_x October 1, 2023

Mr Beterson

A Minecraft axe pillager with the name of "Mr Beterson". Founded by a peculiar discord user. There is propaganda about so called "Mr Beterson" posted commonly in the general chat where this certain discord user resides in. This propaganda is mostly just "Beterson" appearing in other medias or just about the pillager itself. Although its importance is mediocre, it could appeal as annoying to various individuals who aren't in the mood of listening to someone glorifying a Minecraft npc.

"YOU MUST AVOID ENEMIES, FIND SECRETS, AND AVOID MR BETERSON"
"Ohmygod bro this pillager is everywhere, can you please stop talking about it?"

by GeraldGeromeTheGnome November 11, 2023

The Boebert Express

N: An over-the-trousers tug job typically performed in a public setting, such as a theater, full of families and children.

Laura was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when, all of a sudden, she got the urge to crank some wang, so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! "Awww, Laura...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."

by BostonRarr November 29, 2023

Snooter Booter

A person who, upon finding out someone is a very snooty person, kicks them out of their place. This interaction is not to be confused with, and the opposite of, a Booter Snooter.

He was talking all night about his ample yearly salary and all the vehicles and houses it allows him to have. Very clearly implying that I do not compare to him. So I kicked him out of my apartment. I guess I've officially become a Snooter Booter.

by elliot_ January 12, 2024