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Baby Birding

Teasing someone by smacking your penis around their mouth while they are trying to suck it, rendering them gape jawed and silly looking in attempts to practice fellatio.
"I baby birded that bitch for a good five minutes before i let her suck my cock" - baby birding
by djaguar September 12, 2013
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bergina

a bearded vagina
a hairy pussy
When a girl has a really hairy pussy/vagina and someone exclaims that it has become a bergina i.e a bearded vagina
Guy 1 : OMG that chick has such a bergina, she should really shave it!
Guy 2 : No way am I going near that bergina!
by vicioussparrow123 February 25, 2011
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Bigina

A Bigina is NOT a big Vigina, Rather it is Vigina when said by those from Meixco or Spain or Columbia where the V is a B sound in Spanish. Cannot beleive I am the first one.
Also is used for people like me who hate the word Vigina with a V.
Maaan, cheek aut the Bigina on her. Vatos Locos ForEEEEver MAN.
by Danforeal May 25, 2006
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Biggin

The nickname you give your older sister when she's a bag of bones.
Damn biggin you skinny.
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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Baby Birding

The act of sounding using an U.S. Military chili and macaroni flavor MRE (colloquially known as a chilimac)

The procedure involves sounding a friend or amicable individual with an MRE spoon with the spoon end outside of the penis. The one assisting with the sounding then consumes the MRE with the receivers penis, being careful as to not allow the Tabasco to enter the urethra of the receiver. The one now eating the MRE evacuates the eaten food for use in the next procedure, the one assisting now removes the MRE spoon and inserts a funnel. The one assisting now takes the pre chewed food and proceeds to implant the food inside the receivers penis via the funnel. Once the one assisting removes the funnel, the one receiving now probes the introduced food to ensure steady carry. The one receiving now proceeds to process the food via vigorous blunt force against nearby objects so long as the food remains in the erect outer penis. Once fully processed the one receiving now evacuates the fully processed bolus to be consumed and finally swallowed by the one assisting.
The staff sergeant could not understand what he was seeing when he saw a specialist Baby Birding a PFC behind the DFAC
by Confused PFC Momma Bird December 23, 2018
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Baby birding

When you cum in a girls mouth, she doesn't swallow then she passes your cum back to you while making out.
Baby birding. Last night my girl baby birded me, I need to eat more pineapple.
by The baby bird September 17, 2016
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Birmingham

Any type of foreplay action in the bedroom, Come from the term "Sit on my face and tell me you love Birmingham!"
"Hey honey fancy a journy to Birmingham"
by Joe May 23, 2003
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