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christ on a bike 

an exclaimation made when something has shocked a person very much
"christ on a bike, my best friend mary is preggers!"

"christ on a bike that hurt"
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street bike 

Import Street Motorcycle. Honda, Yamaha, Kawasaki, Suzuki, Ducati.
My boy John just rolled up on that new Street Bike.
street bike by Shahin Croes September 22, 2007

hybrid bike 

A type of bicycle designed specifically for use in commuting, taking advantage of the flat bars and more upright position of a mountain bike and the larger, thinner tires of a road bike.
I love my new hybrid bike: I can get to work twice as fast as when I used my old mountain bike.
hybrid bike by Evitad August 6, 2008

on ya bike 

Usually means 'fuck off', 'get away', 'ya lying'. Mostly used by scousers (Liverpool, UK).
smackhead -'av ya got any ciggys lad?'
lad - 'on ya bike!'
on ya bike by samwichh! March 25, 2008

Park the bike

When a female and male or male and male are sleeping in the spooning position the male parks their penis between the crack of their partners ass, similar to bicycles parked in a stand on streets
John was going to "park the bike" in linda's ass all night.
Park the bike by Qparker October 14, 2008

Jap bike 

Refers to a woman who is either ugly or has a shitty reputation that you fuck,just for fun,but you don't want to be seen with by your friends. Analagous to Harley riders who occasionally will ride a Japanese bike as long as nobody sees them.
I picked up this ole Jap bike the other night and made her ride in the car trunk to the motel over in Siler City.After I fucked her,I left her half enough cab fare to get home.
Jap bike by wolfbait51 May 8, 2011