Bench

Governmentally sanctioned places of public seating.

Person 1: Look at Rover he just pissed on that bench!!!
Person 2: My taxes!!!! Not my taxes!!!! My taxes have been urinated upon!!!!!

by Space Wrangler July 14, 2021

Bench

Something you can sit on

Jill:”hey bill look at the cool bench”
Bill:”that’s a nice bench

by Jill.32z October 11, 2018

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 May 30, 2015

bench hog

Someone hogging the bench unnecessarily that you intended to sit on. Paticularly if you were gonna snog on it.

"Jade, lift your fat arse and stop being a bench hog!" Yelled Becky in eager anticipation to sit down and make out with her boyfriend.
"No chance. You'll be hogging the bench then, while I play goose!" Jade replied good-naturedly.

by Sarah666 August 15, 2007

Bench Seat Boogie

Having sex in a truck or vehicle with a pull up bench seat in the middle

“Yeah me and Chloe did a little bench seat boogie last night in my F-150

by Dong.com April 12, 2023

bench-hop

the act of moving from seats that you have tickets for to seats that you don't have tickets for but are open

We bench-hoped from seats 349 to seats 245.

by Jared W. May 4, 2007

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022