Captain behind

A superhero who uses the power of his ass to fight crime.
Hey have you seen captain behind? No I bet he's just darting around
by Merkp May 20, 2018
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behind the bike shed

A place where things go down. Usually either blow jobs or smoking
Did you hear Jack got blown behind the bike shed
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
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Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.
Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.
by Viqtoria May 23, 2020
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im behind you

im behind you
by hannahlolywhosteesyd December 01, 2022
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Truth Behind The Lies

He was bald. That's just the Truth Behind The Lies
by LePost James September 26, 2020
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Becky from Behind

Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
Any fun this weekend.

Man, I had a Becky from Behind.

Damn.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
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