Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

holy cow

a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.

"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"

"holy cow! let me hide with you!"

by MintyLeila July 6, 2005

cow tipping

A hypothetical activity in which cows sleeping while standing up at night are tipped over by a modest exertion of force by (an often inebriated) person. This activity is believed to be physically impossible to accomplish for any reasonable large cow. Most commonly it is played as an in joke among rural people to make fun of urban folks who do not know any better and can be easily convinced that it is possible.

See Snipe Hunt.

Joe and I got plastered and went out cow-tipping. What a blast!

by Bill Martin October 29, 2003

Cow Bite

The act of making your hand like a cow's mouth and squeezing the life out of a victim's thigh. The signature move of Uncle Bill Swartz.

"OH MY GOD, it's SWARTZIE! He's got Mike in the inaugural family cow bite!!!"

by Steve Jantz December 25, 2007

cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow

Justin has a cow dick

by India is ba November 13, 2017

Cow squaggle

A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.

Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Cow Tipsy

When someone takes a shot of vodka with a milk chaser

Did you just make yourself a Cow Tipsy Alex? That's disgusting!

by Owner of submarines February 2, 2022