barney moment

when someone does something extremely unfunny

damn bro that's a barney moment for sure

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney buttoned

When a female hasnt had sex and gets a theoretical purple clitoris, i.e. the female equivalent to blue balls.

Made out with him all night and he had to leave. He left me barney buttoned.

by JaeTonic March 1, 2018

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney's Shed

Motorcycle thief.

Matt was in 3rd grade after school. He went to go ride his dirtbike its was stolen 25 years ago. From Barney's Shed.

by fireboss1 February 7, 2017

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Barney Gumble

A play on words for rumble

Person 1: "We're gonna have a barney gumble"
Person 2:" what's that?"
Person 1: "did you not cop its a play on words for rumble"

by Yours truly god himself November 22, 2021

Barney

Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace

Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number

by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019