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Baller Job 

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
Baller Job by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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generic baller

A random dude that neither you, or others in your current conversation know personally. Comes from the NBA Street video game series.
"Hey, what's goin on dude? Have you seen Brad?"
"Nah man, I can hardly even get to the keg cause of all these generic ballers standing around."
generic baller by Fitterer May 1, 2005

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller
yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

screw baller 

Someone who has sex with odd and strange people.
Ben Dover has had some freaky lovers, that old screw baller!
screw baller by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016

Knee Baller 

Louis St.Romain has balls that are so long they hang to his knees. So his name is now Knee Baller
Knee Baller's balls hang to his knees.

base model baller 

Used to describe the driver of any make or model vehicle that engages in overly aggressive driving behavior in a desperate attempt to get attention. Usually drivers of this nature could not afford to shell out for the mack-daddy-top-of-the-line version of their vehicle and have to compensate by trying to show off in their bottom-of-the-barrel model to win approval. base model ballers are extremely volatile and self conscious individuals that would not hesitate to defend their turf while driving. Approach with caution.
Dude #1: Whoa! Did you see that STi and EVO just blow by us while racing each other?

Dude #2: Yeah! Insane!

*after catching up to the drivers stuck in traffic*

Dude #3: Nevermind, they're just base model ballers driving an Impreza and Lancer. We got our hopes up for nothing.

Butter-Baller 

A male that shaves his scrotum smooth. Keeps that chicken skin soft and hairless.
Carla loves to tea bag Roger cause he's a butter-baller.
Butter-Baller by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017