When three people are riding in a car and the person in the backseat simultaneaously jacks off the two guys in front. The person in the backseat could be either male or female.
Bro what’s taking them so long? It’s only a five minute drive!
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
They’re probably doing the backseat skiier
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by lenaimtreibsand May 14, 2018
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Making fun of a person indirectly for an insecurity directly to their face with literary skills and generally going over thier head with a story about some random comically named person. The story usually parallels the person being made fun of, the more people being in on it the better, or worse if you are said victim. Generally works on the uneducated, potheads, or any mind susceptible to gullibility.
"So what do you do for a living?"
*backspeak*"I care for autistic orphans"
"Really?"
*backspeak* "Yeah, they don't know how to take a hint, it's as if my efforts to get them to stop talking to me are received by autistic ears."
"They're autistic?!"
*backspeak*"I care for autistic orphans"
"Really?"
*backspeak* "Yeah, they don't know how to take a hint, it's as if my efforts to get them to stop talking to me are received by autistic ears."
"They're autistic?!"
by Plantibuns June 17, 2018
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Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018
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Derk:Damn bitch you can’t give me no food.
Banksie: No but I will suck ur dick if you let me get some pizza
Banksie: No but I will suck ur dick if you let me get some pizza
by Theguywhp October 5, 2018
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Friend 1: I'm mad at my Mike.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1:
Because I had to be the backseat babysitter to that random while ya'll sat in front chillin.
Friend 2: That was Brandon
Friend 1: I don't f******know him tho!
by BitchyGoose June 15, 2019
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