asslamp

1. Douchey, or fagy or sometimes mean; similar to asshole but with a more friendly connotation.

You asslamps TP'd my house!

God my dad is being such an asslamp...

by celebrauko October 24, 2008

Asshat

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshattery

When a shat comes from a ass

loog out flying asshattery!!

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003

asshayward

A trashy aZn wordwhoreface/word.

roffle what an asshayward.

by pensi jones roffle April 4, 2003

asshat

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

by Diego Jones September 21, 2008

asshattery

a large collection or following of asshats.

That poor girl is such an asshat magnet, she's starting a asshattery.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

asshat

A term of endearment from one MAAN to another.

That asshat Magoo just TOWed me for the fifth time this round!

by KwikAg February 22, 2008