Anus Geyser 

When someone’s anus is open wide enough to fit mentos inside, some tosses in a few mentos and then pours in coke into the hole, thus causing a massive explosion straight out of the anus

“Mark what are those mentos for, I thought we were going to have sex”, “open up Susan, the anus geyser comes first”.

Anus Geyser by Applebees56276 September 10, 2023

Anus fish 

Noun
1. Exactly what it sounds like.
2. The first alien encountered in the book (and the movie, by the same name, that is based on the book) Dreamcatcher.

Ted: I was down in the sewer looking for the engagement ring I dropped down the sink, and I saw a ginormous anus fish! It must have been four feet long.
Fred: Your fiancee's out right now trying to get AIDS so she can give it to you, isn't she?

Anus fish by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008

anus rug

the somewhat large tuft of hair located on the lower back(just above the dirtbutton) that is primarily used to wipe semen from the head of one's penis, following rigorous anal between two preferably gay partners.

Good thing I have a fluffy anus rug because after Patrick totally sprayed into me his penis was covered in his seed.

anus rug by Landon Stanley October 14, 2011

Anus Terd 

- A Peice of shit that has come out of your ass...

- mikeh spikeh

Will - " mikeh spikey.. your an anus terd "

Anus Terd by Will July 23, 2004

Anus Dickcheese 

Best name in the world to give your child if you wish them to be ridiculed for the rest of their life.

Anus dickcheese

Anus Dickcheese by oldrat May 14, 2011

anus pudding 

What comes out of a womans bunghole, after her man ejaculates into it

Damn, there was anus pudding dripping out of me after that round of fun

anus pudding by susie wong February 20, 2008

anus farm 

A place that it ridden with a despicable presence, something so banal and intolerable that it makes you want to stick your head up your own ass.

With a look of disdain, Terry exclaimed, "This place is a goddamn anus farm."

anus farm by mr. caitlin February 15, 2010