Abrahan

Very short, very skinny. Has oddly small feet which means a small something else... Normally dates Karina's. Karina is too tall for him, but they make a weirdly cute couple. The biggest geek you will ever meet and very socially awkward. If you ever meet an Abrahan, you'd better back off cos he's with Karina.

Is that Abrahan?
Yeah...
He's so short and awkward!

by blondie786 October 15, 2016

abramski

A unit of time, approximately 3 minutes long. Often used to measure the time it takes to urinate.

"Where did Steve go, it's been an abramski"
"He's in the bathroom taking a piss."

by Mauannn April 10, 2010

Abraham Drinkin'

Winner of all the drinking games at any given party. Person who drinks the most at any given party. The "President" at any given party.

Big Abraham Drinkin' was drunk as shit last night but still gave his Inebriation Proclamation.

by BIggZ Pullay September 15, 2010

Abra

The word you say before you say Kadabra.

also a pokemon that evolves into Kadabra What'do you know? :O

Wizard: "ABRA Kadabra!"

by pacifist assasin August 31, 2015

Abraham Lincoln

You shave off your pubes, and then ejaculate onto you ladies face. Once you have ejaculated, throw the pubic clippings onto her face, forming a beard. Thus, you have Abraham Lincoln!

I gave your mother an Abraham Lincoln

by GLDeyo January 11, 2009

Abraham Lincoln

Premeditated sex act involving a handful of pubic hair, semen, and a large top hat, not unlike that of Abraham Lincoln. The unknowing partner falls victim to a facial following a human hair confetti blast and a top hat on their head.

"I totaly pulled an abraham Lincoln on that one chick"

by Abraham Kincoln July 1, 2008

abrasive

The correct term for sandpaper. The only people who call abrasive, sandpaper, are dipshits who still suckle the teet.

I wanted my fine piece of woodwork to feel like a super models bottom, so I rubbed abrasive on the surface of the product.

by LAR$ON December 9, 2007