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Absolute Social Reject

The state you are in when you don't know what will happen with your own life in the near future due to no real social connections.
John is in a state of absolute social rejection. He just got robbed , he does not know how or why it happened. he also does not know who to contact to his state.
by Viper8080808 October 23, 2025
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Absolutely 100% perfect

An absolutely 100% perfect person is one whom is hard working, loyal, smart, funny, caring and who doesn’t give up even when life sucks (etc). In this case a he, whom is very dear to my heart and who has displayed every single 100% perfect quality that there is to display. Even his flaws are absolutely perfect. There are very few 100% perfect people in their world and If like me you have one you are indeed a very lucky person.
Greg: Is that Ayden Bascom?

Me: yes, isn’t he absolutely 100% perfect?
by Averygoodgirl January 12, 2022
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absolute koon

Tyrone: YAH BRO, JUST HIT THE JAX OFF A GIRLS THIGH!
Zach: You're an absolute koon!
by zacthemac October 31, 2019
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Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun
Me: “ do you like the man bun
Her: “absolutely not”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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ABSOLUTE PSYCHO

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not *you,* I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your *finger bones* is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a *reference* to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking *TEETH LEFT,* it's- it's fucking *you're dead, you're dead*.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a *meat grinder,* goddamnit. Whatever.
That ABSOLUTE FUCKING PSYCHO THREATENED TO PUT ME IN A MEAT GRINDER. ABSOLUTE PSYCHO MEANS JERMA985.
by TwitchChatReal1984 August 10, 2022
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absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee
“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”
by Stayout February 27, 2019
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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal
When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious
by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025
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