crud cutter

When a group of several friends collect their dick cheese, and cut it in with a few lines of coke.

Billy was doing Crud Cutter bumps off the toilet seat lastnight.

by dirstnam October 26, 2017

Comb-Cutter

comb-cutter:/ koam-cut-ter: when a terd is unusually long and girthy, therefore requires the use of a grandparent's comb to chop into smaller, more manageable segments that will properly flush down the toilet.

Oh man that wet burrito sure produced a comb-cutter!

Dude! That comb-cutter made my asshole bleed! I had to chop it into 6 pieces!!!

by bitesplintsexy69 October 26, 2010

ribbon cutter

One with a penis so small he, there is no way of him popping a cherry.

Copy that ribbon cutter. Joe is going to try to use his ribbon cutter tonight

by Jeepinit247 November 18, 2013

cutter junk

When a male or female doesn't shave their vigina or penis hair and it looks like a jungle

Did you see Jillians cutter junk it was disgusting she needs to shave it

by Wile-e coyote January 11, 2017

Dick Cutter

A person with no life who cuts marks in their balls, these people are mostly found on MMORPGs.

Roy:"That Dick Cutter cut stars on his ballsack."
Bob:"Wow hes such a fag."

by Azuku April 16, 2005

cooter cutter

Also known as a camel toe. When a female's garment is wedged within her punani. When a pair of pants/shorts creep higher and higher, to the point where one may see the outline of the holy land, the female annatomous.

A: Doesn't it look like her pants are riding a little high?
B: Yeah. She's definitely got a cooter cutter going right now...

by Dirty Dandroginous November 28, 2009

pooh cutter

A slang term for the anus, or as I like to call it, butthole. It is the tight sphincter that cuts the pooh as it leaves your body. Sometimes it is also the opening that men like to place their cocks inside for great pleasure.

After taking a dump and wiping my pooh cutter, Billy lubed up and slid his hot cock inside me for some hot pooh cutter sex.

by Topher30 December 7, 2006