Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

by robes March 10, 2006

not in a million years

Euphemism for stating not now, not ever

Better bet your bottom dollar not in a million years.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Gay in 5 Years

This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.

The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.

by geniusH August 4, 2006

Freshman Year of Real Life

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.

"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."

by RealGodsSub2Pewdpiepie February 7, 2019

new years day

first official day of the new year.

usually this day consist of being hungover.

"dude, how's your new years day going so far?"

"man sally and i got ridiculously wasted last night, i'm so hungover right now."

by jalexa December 28, 2008

Car Years

The age of a vehicle expressed as human years instead of mileage or chronological age. Calculated by dividing the mileage of a vehicle by 3,000.

150,000 miles / 3,000 = 50 car years.

by bob h boberson January 5, 2009