waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

cock in waiting

Making sure that you have a new man lined up before dumping the old boyfriend

Louann wouldn't dump her old boyfriend Mick without having her cock in waiting ready to take his place

by CJ72 December 16, 2009

bare wristing

wiping your ass with nothing but your bare wrist because your to lazy to get toilet paper

after i took a shit i bare wristing it and i wiped it on my hoes face

by bad larry December 25, 2007

waiting for the bus relationship

A relationship that someone says will last forever, but it lasts the equivalent to saying that the bus is taking forever, but it has only been about 10 minutes.

Person 1: How long do you think we'll be together?
Person 2: Forever.
Person 1: Until we die forever or not really forever?
Person 2: Oh, I thought that this was a waiting for the bus relationship.

by Skiddle567 January 3, 2008

Waiting room

The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned

Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line

by SpicyBlackKid May 7, 2020

Whiting

Whiting (slang)- An oppressive term used to dismiss anything written by a white person as pandering to white people. Often meant as the only reason why someone may have accomplished something.
Origin: Downtown in New Orleans. Believed to have arrived or coined in the late 2013.

Some might say that the only reason why Barack Obama won the election was, because his speeches were filled with whiting. This is used as a double whammy insult, because Barack Obama's skin color is black. Another more original way the term has been used would be like saying that "Steven King doesn't know how to write, but he sure as hell is a good whiter"(noun version of whiting) or "All his books are successful, because there isn't anything in it, but whiting."

by ThePPPfromTumblr July 9, 2014

Accident waiting to happen

The politically correct way of inferring that a particular person needs to 'accidentally' fly down several flights of stairs or by unfortunate circumstance wind up with a rusty teaspoon in their temporal lobe.

Guy1: Lamb of God suck man!
Guy2:... why?
Guy1: They're too popular now
Guy2: Ahhhh I see, you're an accident waiting to happen aren't you?

by Brutal_Softy December 30, 2009