Wilkey

When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks

You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic

by Cone elite August 22, 2018

Wilkey

When you just happen to fuck everything up.

When you complain about absolutely everything.

When everything you do sucks

You’re being such a WILKEY.

You just wilkey’d that.

Your wilkering everything today.

Why is everything you say so wilkeristic

by Cone elite August 22, 2018

wonkey donkey

when some one does meat spin to much there anal cavety is wonkey

mak is such a wonkey donkey

by big boy 96 November 12, 2018

Wiskey beak

When someone has been drinking heavily for years, their nose becomes permanently red and swollen.

Amy: Jesus christ, did you see that dudes nose?
Mark: No shit, he has a serious case of wiskey beak

by plansant February 15, 2019

Winky

An extremely small penis with erectyle dysfunction.

Man 1: BRO MY WINKY'S FLACCID AGAIN
Man 2: that's what happens when you wank too much you twat

by serbian knife fight August 12, 2019

Wankey

Adj.

Superficially impressive, but lacking substance and meaning, often used when describing something that a hipster or artist does.

Think "swanky" but with more of a penis-based attitude.

Jim got a wankey job in east London teaching cats yoga.

by sharky05 September 9, 2019

winker wonker

a retard that says things that doesn't add up

term created by vertical

A: Yo I fucked my cat
B: why did you do it you winker wonker

by verticool October 4, 2019