Queaf Whistle

An adjective describing an individual of the utmost repulsiveness due to their lack of respect for everyone and everything besides themselves and their own ideas, which are often flawed or simply incorrect. One who constantly talks about their experience and knowledge and has a better story for every dam topic under the sun but does not actually listen to anything you have to say. One who cannot see that everyone hates them and counts down the seconds until they leave, yet remain perturbed by the proverbial stench that lingers long after they are gone due to the useless verbal expulsion of air from their mouth.

Alternative definition: the high pitched tone that is emitted from a tightened vagina when entrained air is released. Commonly occurs in virgins or during intense kegal exercises.

"Dude that guy Nick is here again telling us how great he is" -
" Oh fuck I'm hiding from that queaf whistle! "

by Pseudonym 928 February 20, 2019

Whistlepatch

(also Whistle-patch)
Noun:
Pussy, beaver, the vaginal area

If you wait here, you'll be able to see Britany's whistlepatch when she gets out of the car.

by Emilio Dumphque December 28, 2007

Whistle Beast

A obese woman in West Texas with a rediqulously high self esteem. Average (230 lbs +) Usually surrounded by slightly attractive women. (5-7s). Also known to have superb cock blocking abilities.

Damn the two girls over by the bar are hot, but their friend is a fucking whistle beast.

by xHypeBeast January 20, 2013

whistle smack

A fierce, powerful, and often lightning fast smack. It almost whistles in the air.
Also a variation of a wrestling move from ECW: Hardcore Revolution known as Whistle Smacks.

He took a whistle smack to the face that would make a grown man cry!!

by DontKnockoverAhungryman'sFood! July 30, 2018

Whistler

To have ejaculated so many times (usually in a day) that you can no longer ejaculate anything except a puff of air.

"I bet Bill's good in the sheets Betty."
"Yeah, but with how many women he's been with, he's probably a whistler."
"Oh! Yeah, you're probably right."

by The FUCKING WATCHER October 3, 2018

whistletoe

a plant leaf that is held over your head when someone wants to give you a blow job

Bill's wife coaxed me to stand under the whistletoe

by phaetonbootjack May 18, 2021

nerd whistle

A USB thumb drive typically worn around the neck or kept on a key chain.

Your nerd whistle is blocking my cupholder.

or

You left your nerd whistle plugged into my computer and now my CD drive can't open.

by Nocus February 20, 2009