Wet Slug

A wet, ejaculate covered flaccid penis, post sexual intercourse.

Roger's girlfriend continued to pull on his wet slug but he was spent and couldn't get it hard again.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

Wet Bake

Spooning or collapsing on each other immediately after sex, causing the free ejaculate to heat up and act as an adhesive.

"After I banged Suzy she wanted to spoon, it was a total Wet Bake"

by Feeny Boppper June 7, 2017

Wet Jetson

When you diarrhea in aluminum foil, gently place wrapped surprise into the refrigerator as decoy for leftovers.

I was starving after work, and my damn roommate, only left me to my surprise, wet jetson.

by Tomorrow People November 7, 2015

Wet Cabbage

Used to describe someone with a plain personality

“Oh look at john over there, he is such a wet cabbage”

by BagChaserMNC March 25, 2021

wet connection

n. when a girl can eat out of her own vagina

Holy shit! I just saw Jill having a wet connection with herself up the punane.

by j rox ice January 27, 2005

wet broccoli

When you eat a hairy vagina that tastes like broccoli

Has been tested by Haydyn Dancey

Her vag was a wet broccoli

by wet broccoli man May 28, 2020

Wet Helmet

A blowjob that does not involve blowing. The woman places the mans head into her mouth, and lets the saliva pool. Usually, this spit will be spat into an old water bottle. This form of oral sex is in no way pleasurable.

"my dick is in a moist hole.. with teeth.." "Dude, thats a Wet Helmet!"

by The D35+0y3R March 18, 2013