wallah

The word ignorant people use when they really meant to say voilà.

Doug: So I simply changed the battery, turned it in, and wallah... it worked!
Bob: You mean voilà, right? The French word that means "look there"?
Doug: God dammit, am I dumb.
Bob: Yep, you sure are. I bet you also say "would of" when you really mean to say "would've", right?
Doug: Uh... maybe?
Bob: You know, English has a correct and incorrect way to spell things. It's not the 16th century when there was no formalization of the language and people simply made up spellings based on how they thought words sounded. There are standard spellings for words and it would behoove you to learn to spell like an adult. I mean, dude... you're 35.
Doug: lawl, fag... roffle

by Nick the big stick June 11, 2011

corny wallabasher

A "Corny Wallabasher" is when you freeze human "feces, a turd, or piece of poo" and use it as a Dildo or Sex Toy.

Take the "Corny Wallabasher" out of the freezer and lets get sexual.

by DanielHC November 25, 2007

Wallahi

Wallahi isn’t a slang! It’s god in islam. It’s also swearing in the name of god

Muhammed: wallahi I prayed already
Maryam: alright

by ssally666 May 30, 2021

wallattack

Writing several consecuticve posts on a person's facebook wall.

"Jill wallattacked me! I got 19 wall posts from her in 10 minutes!"

by Pippin Small December 9, 2008

Wallace Loop

Getting to a destination (usually late) via a round about direction.

Or

Getting lost and stubbornly refusing to ask for directions, thus resulting in aimlessly driving around until you accidentally arrive at your destination.

Sorry we are late, we ended up taking a Wallace Loop!

by Myst55 November 16, 2013

wallaroo wart gobbler

An Australian hooker with mouth sores

I met this wallaroo wart gobbler, she actually expected to kiss me with that mouth . . .

by Old mangy kitty June 23, 2015

wallaced into

To tear into something with no regard to preserving or reusing the original packaging. Such as ripping open a pack of cookies so that the resealable closure is useless. At first glance, it may appear that a package has exploded rather than having been opened. Most commonly perpetrated by teenage boys.

After the kids wallaced into the bag of candy, there were M&M's everywhere.

by CHAOSmommie January 8, 2017