A span in time preferably a weekend is Where one finds him/herselves So Stoned to fall asleep for odd hours to only awake in a lackidasical daze to only smoke again to sleepstoned that a Time warp of three days can mindfuck them to have completely forgot where the weekend went and how the fuck is it monday? type feeling... Thats A WAKE AND BAKE WEEKEnd!
Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Also Beleived to be Considered a Stoners "Religious Purification"
Like a christians sunday for worship.
Dude i don't remember anything about last weekend bro, i'm having lapses in time and all my cheesecake, bread, mustard, chips are spread everywhere and i may have cooked my cat...I dont know dude must have been my time for a Wake and bake weekend.
by JayPhiZzle April 5, 2011
Get the Wake and Bake Weekend mug.The expulsion of gas built up throughout the night usually triggered by an early morning muscle clenching stretch.
As my Wife woke up she kicked her legs out, stretched and let loose a massive wake up fart so loud it woke the dog.
by ThaDinger February 2, 2016
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Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
Man (to friend): oh, am i keeping you awake? you better not yawn again or you're getting a wake up call.
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Friend (yawning): aaaaaaaahhhhhhh...AHH!!!
by johnnyg11141983 March 18, 2010
Get the wake up call mug.When someone dies and they have a viewing (wake) and then are immediately cremated without any funeral.
by kajoe October 10, 2008
Get the wake n bake mug.wake up curse = *just woke up and yells* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! I'm gonna get fired for sure this time!!!
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
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Shhhhhhhhhhhhhit!my alarm didn't go off??!!
by Kakashi-Senpai January 20, 2010
Get the Wake up curse mug.A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
by Suit December 31, 2012
Get the Wake-Up Woman mug.The second cd by lame band avenged sevenfold (also known as avenged piece of shit.) The cd is just an hour long metalcore cliche, that includes but it is not limited to:
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
*Boring Guitar riffs unholy confessions
*annoying vocals
*mediocre drumming
*absolutely no bass
*stupid lyrics that mean nothing but aren't even written in a good way
joe: Jesus Christ this cd "waking the fallen" is hella boring!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
john: Ya but everything avenged piece of shit put out is terrible!
by Noah Wilkinson January 6, 2009
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