Baltimore Waffle

Its a spin on the infamous Boston Pancake, the difference is after taking a dump on your partners chest you step in the pile with a boot, or vintage Nike running shoe, leaving a shit waffle on their chest...then dispense semen topping

I was going to give you a Boston Pancake, but I didnt feel like sitting in my own shit..so I gave you a Baltimore Waffle instead.

by woodan December 26, 2010

top the waffles

to ejaculate onto a woman's breasts

Yeah, I titty fucked her. I made sure to top the waffles real good.

by Mike Jonesy February 22, 2008

Hot Waffle

You take some laxitives and shit on someones chest through a tennis racket.

Man, James passed out last night so I have him a Hot Waffle

by penisdemil0 May 5, 2009

douche waffle

A realy Annoying person who does not know when to shut their mouth

Emily you are a douche waffle

by IamSMACK December 28, 2008

Top Waffle

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.

That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!

by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

community waffle

The corner prostitute with many venereal diseases that everyone on the block has been with

"Betsy here is known as the community waffle of Springfield."

by Wafflelover689 September 30, 2017