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60 Second Vacation

Sorry I’m late, I took a 60 second vacation and missed my stop.”
by Head Bed December 25, 2018
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Jamaican Vacation

the act of anal sex with a reluctant partner, wherein he or she demands compensation in the form of an extended holiday to a tropical destination.
Guy 1: "I haven't seen Eric in the office all week, what's up with him?"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, I think he took his wife on a Jamaican Vacation."
by dirft84 February 3, 2010
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vocationship

A romantic encounter occuring between co-workers often occuring while traveling out of town for business purposes or conferences. May outwardly resemble a conventional relationship, but without any underlying comittment. May be rekindled at future opportunities. Usually the conspirators think they are being very discreet, however they are often the subject of office gossip.

Late nights at the office are often key contributing factors to starting a vocationship.
I can't wait to get out to Vegas for that conference. That hooker from HR is going and I'm totally going to rekindle my vocationship with her. giggity giggity...o-yeah.

The new intern class is starting today, lets hope some of them are game for a little vocationship.
by Brianbov August 6, 2007
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Vacations In Greece

Reference to a homosexual man. Was brought upon by a Homosexual professor of mine that referred to all the "action" he received in Greece.. especially due to the fact that he was single. This story therefore lead to the phrase "Vacations in Greece," which thus implies that the person of discussion is of homosexual orientation.
Dude A; "Dude.. did you see that flamer?"

Dude B; "Yea man.. That guy DEFINITELY vacations in Greece."
by William Peter Grolsch November 20, 2009
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vacation dick

The dick you go searching for while on vacation. Unlike the boyfriend dick, the vacation dick is usually girthy in size, starting at 9' and up.
"Remember that guy I fucked on the beach last holiday ? He had the ultimate vacation dick"
by Vacation dick June 16, 2016
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man code violation

When an ex-boyfriend/husband learns that new boyfriend has employed prostitutes in the past, then frantically texts and/or calls the ex to notify her of said past activities. Usually results in fisticuffs and trips to local hospital for ex boyfriend/husband.
Boyfriend:
"the ex told my new chick I was visiting the rub and tug" ,

Boyfriend's friend:

"dude, serious man code violation. I'll be your contact on the outside for bail"
by yaya too March 5, 2012
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