He is your father and deep down you f**king know it so stop being a p**sy and say: "Yes Dad! Lets stop by at your favourite Coffee Shop and talk about how you toootaly killed Mom."
Standup (and totally gay) Comedian Joe who used to be a doctor but was fired for sexual misconduct: "Did you know Darth Vader's testicles got burned off along with his legs and those gorgeously handsome eyebrows. I just wish I could’ve been there to save it so that it could be added to my wonderful collection.
Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!
Entire room: Cricket! Cricket! CRICKEEET!!!
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Man, that girl I took home last night, I dont know what happened. I had one drink and the next thing I knew my ass was like an accident in a ketchup factory.
She totally gave me a Dirty Vader.
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