valentine's day

Another occasion to get flowers for your girlfriend but you still won't get laid.

I'm jackin off with and the calender says February 14th, it must be valentine's day!

by altt February 1, 2004

Valentine

Valentine is girl who many people know. She was born on Valentine's day, or near Valentine's day. She is most likely very funny and beautiful. In fact if you happen to be friends with a Valentine you should probably feel very priviliged considering she is one of the most popular girls in the school/ workplace/ etc. because she is very pretty so all the girls are jealous, and all of the boys are obssessed with her. Also she is probably really smart, so the teacher's all love her.

Casey: Oh my goossshh Valentine is like, so pretty, im so jealous :(
Super Hot guy: Dude, I would tap that
Teacher's: A+ again Valentine! Gosh you're so smart!

by Casey12012 August 25, 2011

Valentina

1. A "player" who is in retirement.
2. Maneater.

1. Back in the day, she was known to break hearts, but she's gone all Valentina on us now.

2. Hey man, seriously, don't even try. She's a well known Valentina. My boy tried to date her for a while, and now he's M.I.A. Be careful.

by I tame maneaters October 21, 2010

valentin

in Bulgarian language this means :
one realy noisy, very large food consumer, dogged, uncompromising designer.

Also is synonym of man who works even when we should not work ( for example in sunday or satardays )

shortly : valio

Hey, valio what are you doing here man?

by Obi Won Kenobi May 24, 2005

Valentimes Day

The day either immediately before or after Valentines Day in which one lavishes a side boo with gifts and attention similar to what one would receive on Valentines Day if they were the main boo, wife or girlfriend.

I'm taking my girlfriend out on Valentines Day but for Valentimes Day, I'm taking Lisa to the movies.

by Old Flirty Bastard February 13, 2015

Valenterrible

What lonely people call Valentine's Day.

Lonely Girl- I'm so lonely! I get no love,no flowers,nor candy... This is a Valenterrible Day!

by sexygayboy February 13, 2010

Valentine's Day Massacre

The scam whereby Restaurants/Florists/Chocolatiers cash in on Valentine's Day by trebling the price of their products safe in the knowledge that the male suitor is effectively held to ransom with no other options open to them.

"You may as well wear a feckin mask, this is just a bloody Valentine's Day Massacre" screamed Tom to the restaurant manager whilst his paramour paid a trip to the toilet.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010