ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012

Valenfine

The Valentine one settles for when Valentine's day is approaching. Not a particularity enduring or cute person, but someone you will accept out of desperation.

Friend 1- "Josh is so cute! you guys are going to be adorable on Valentine's day"
Friend 2- "Nah, he's just my valenfine"

by Zsophia February 10, 2014

Valentines Day

A holiday created by genius sadists in co-operation with flower, chocolate and wine industries to make single people question their life. This holiday also makes people in relationships feel obligated spend vast amount of money on pointless symbols of love.

Valentines day is a waste of time

by PengTingTrapQueen February 6, 2015

valentwat

When your Valentine be actin' like a twat and not giving you poontang.

"Don't be such a Valentwat this year!"

by Jonmurf September 15, 2016

Valenbro

This is a term used to address your male friend on Valentine's day if you wish to give him something without implying that you have feelings for him.

"Hey, I heard you didn't have a valentine. I don't have one either. Will you be my Valenbro?"

by AlmostInnocent February 8, 2017

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Valentina

Valentina is a beautiful girl. She’s very sexy and brave. She may seem reluctant but if you get to know her, she can be the craziest and prettiest person you’ve ever seen. Valentina is usually thin and has a flat belly and a sexy ass. You’re really lucky to have a Valentina in your life- don’t let her go.
She really is very good in bed;)

You don’t wanna mess with her because she can get revenge in total crazy ways. She can really be a bitch but only if YOU are the bad person.

-Do you know Valentina?
-Yes, of course! She’s the sexiest girl I’ve ever seen!

by gepettopinocchio February 1, 2019