Otto Von Bismark 

What you text someone when you're high and/or drunk.
A phrase used to notify someone that you are currently in the state of being high and/or drunk.

Person 1: hey whats up?
Person 2: Otto Von Bismark!
Person 1: Dude, I'm so jealous!

Otto Von Bismark by jofiish July 11, 2009

uber von hottie 

the alpha woman of any hot group of girls

1. wow - check out uber von hottie over there

uber von hottie by mstick September 22, 2007

Orange von Gropenpussy 

Donald Trump.

Person 1: Orange von Gropenpussy? Who's that?
Person 2: Donald Trump, you fucking idiot.

Orange von Gropenpussy by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018

peter von losche 

A god who can have 100 bichtes on his dick while shooting a SMG at a low rider with a monkey gang all smoking a boof. Does this while Peter griffin flies down from space

Peter von Losche has big nuts

peter von losche by Suman Graeber September 23, 2018

jet von lady 

A woman with sassy like qualities

That chick is so Jet Von Lady

jet von lady by Speech December 17, 2018

Dick Von V 

The act of masturbating on one’s knees while fantasizing about other men winning in fantasy football.

Richie’s European girlfriend walked in on him while he was in full Dick Von V mode.

Dick Von V by Supincome September 13, 2019

Eddie Von Alltrov 

You will least likely come upon a person whomst is named Eddie Von Alltrov. Eddie Von Allrov is an introverted male who’s interested in a long and healthy relationship but doesn’t have the energy or confidence to actually start one. Instead he plays Minecraft and somehow obtains a girlfriend there.

Hey, is your name Eddie Von Alltrov?

Yes sir.

Your uncle passed away.

Shit.

Eddie Von Alltrov by EddieVAlltrovTheMagnificent October 14, 2019