A mindset unique to women, in which a woman is convinced that she is already creme de la creme and that any man should be lucky to have her. Therefore, she often enters any situation with the expectation of being treated like a princess, much to the chagrin of the men who suddenly discover this disability. It can also mean that a girl is convinced men are attracted to her, even when there is no evidence to suggest it.

"So I'm just dancin with this girl, when she suddenly accuses me of tryin' to get in her pants and usin' her for sex. And then she tells all her friends to stay away."
"Sounds like you danced with a girl with a golden vagina."

Golden Vagina by alternate7777 July 19, 2009

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Sandy Vagina

a "man" who complains like a woman with sand in her vagina.

Don Pavlic is a sandy vagina.

Sandy Vagina by Anonymous October 1, 2003

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Vagina Cake

Seattle, Washington.

Vagina Cake is when you stack multiple girls on top of each other, hence assembling a vagina cake, now you just need to add the icing.

"I stacked em up and had myself a vagina cake."

Vagina Cake by Osama Been Laughin March 29, 2009

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vagina vandal

This phrase is used to describe someone who like to fuck pussy hard and rough.

All penetrative sex displays some level of vandalism to the woman crotch, as over time the excessive stretching of the vaginal walls will cause the muscles lose stability and hang like sleeve of wizard. but this will take many years.

Although a "Vagina Vandal" with their extreme hardcore porn style intercourse and hours of thrusting achive results that may actually cause physical and possible
psychological trauma to the woman and her vaginal area. after as little as one or two heavy sessions.

1.look at him go! he's a right vagina vandal bet his women always feel a bit sore in the morning. in fact i doubt that ones ever gonna walk again!

2.Fucking vagina vandals! always ruining perfectly good pussy for everyone else.

vagina vandal by Luke Gibson June 23, 2007

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