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Biggest Douche in the Universe

In an episode of South Park, John Edward the "psychic" (not to be confused with John Edwards the politician) was nominated for the Biggest Douche In The Universe award by Stan.

Near the end of the show a ship full of aliens landed on the set of John's tv show and congratulated him for being nominated before taking him on a trip to another planet for the intergalactic B.D.I.U. awards ceremony. John Edward wound up winning the title of "Biggest Douche In The Universe" despite repeated protests that he wasn't a douche. Edward beat out several other nominees, including an alien who was literally a giant living, breathing douche bag with a nozzle and everything!
by Rabid_Caterpillar September 16, 2004
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Georgetown University

A mid-sized private school in Washington DC. People who don't attend often describe the school as a place for rich, private school kids who didn't get into an ivy. However, most students are actually very down-to-earth, intelligent, and chill. Robin Williams called the students the "most normal smart people". Beautiful campus, great academics, kick ass basketball team. One of the hardest schools to get into as far as admission rates.

Their chant is "Hoya Saxa" which literally translates to "What rocks". Their mascot is the hoyas, represented by a bulldog.
Student 1: Hey, I got into Georgetown University!
Student 2: Sweet, congrats! Now we can go bar hop in DC!
by hoyasaxa01 December 16, 2011
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University of Google

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.
Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.
by staples 1234 May 7, 2010
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Arizona State University

The largest daycare in America.
Amy had to take her little boy to Arizona State University because she had to run errands.
by theredcup September 8, 2019
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center of the universe

the vagina
men might think they control the world but women possess the center of the universe
by Alpino October 28, 2008
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University of Detroit mercy

A university offering many majors for building tomorrow's leaders. Also enjoys ass ramming students with high tuition on the promise of "Great Things."
You go to the University of Detroit Mercy?
Yeah, Great Things!
by ProudTitan January 8, 2016
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University Highschool

University High School Charter, commonly known as "Uni", is a public secondary school, built 1923-1924, and founded 1924, located in West Los Angeles, a district in Los Angeles, California, near the border with Santa Monica. University High is part of the Los Angeles Unified School District. It's generally an okay school but everyone there smokes weed and a few teachers are okay but the rest don't give a shit but Marilyn Monroe went here i guess at least our sports teams don't completely suck
by nicki's whore November 19, 2019
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