Uncle Knuckles

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.

Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty July 24, 2006

Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... February 20, 2016

Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 24, 2018

Uncle Patrick

A white person who hates the fact that they are white, or think that mistreatment/discrimination of (a white person because they are white)/white people is justified.

Person 1: It's impossible to be racist to white people and they should be discriminated against.

Person 2: But you're white...
Person 1: I don't care
Person: Oh you silly Uncle Patrick

by hulk_1982720 August 08, 2023

Splenda uncle

It's the shitty poorer version of a sugar daddy. Usually they are slightly past middle-aged. Also they tend to go for the "less pretty girls." Essentially both a Splenda Uncle and the "less pretty girl" are settling for what they can get.

Jessica: "Shelly, what about him? He seems okay."
Shelly: "I guess... but he's definitely not a sugar daddy."
Jessica: "Of course not. But he could be your Splenda Uncle!"

by leahylives4ever April 14, 2017