Uncle Knuckles

For a female, Uncle Knuckles is the act of allowing an older male, preferably 10-20 years older than herself, to finger bang her pussy.

Hey Donna. What's the matter? You seem like you are day dreaming. Oh I am. I went to a bar last night and had me an Uncle Knuckles. How was it? He said it was finger licking good.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

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Uncle Google

Uncle Google is like that scary older relative that your mum warns you about hanging around with, but you do anyway because he knows almost everything; and he can always be relied upon to show you some puppies. Unfortunately he also makes you look at dirty pictures too, whether you want to or not.

"I didn't know much about the Second World War, so I asked Uncle Google and he told me where to look"

by Chia Popsicle Twisty September 9, 2008

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Uncle Lee

verb - the act of backing out of your driveway, and smashing into a family member's car parked behind you.

Don't park behind him. He'll Uncle Lee your car in the morning.

by Yakodonk July 23, 2009

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Dusty Uncle

A dance in which your arms go limp, you lean your head back and flail your torso left and right. Made popular by Dane Cook.

The crowd chanted with glee, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle, Do the Dusty Uncle.

by VaguelyVaginal May 13, 2010

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Uncle Tupelo

Uncle Tupelo was an alternative country music group from Belleville, Illinois, active between 1987 and 1994. Jay Farrar, Jeff Tweedy, and Mike Heidorn formed the band.

Jessie: I found this great Vinyl at the used record store!
Rick: Who is it?
Jessie: Uncle Tupelo!, But they are broken up.
Rick: Bummer, I am going to write a song about a girl I can't have now.

by False Aorta January 18, 2015

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