Matt Ulman

Two words for 'sex'.

Oh boy; Greg and I had some good Matt Ulman last night.

by HOLLA ATCHA BOI July 16, 2008

unimagibelievable

a feeling that is unexplained and is unimaginable and unbelievable

Ben loves Victoria so much it is unimagibelievable.

by brparker January 13, 2011

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017

the ultimate

Real one

This is the ultimate one!

by Saetern June 5, 2018

Ultimate Monte

The very essance of hippyness... This is the patchuli wearing... beard toting women, or men. These are the people that still burn their bra's on the barbecue and picket... even if it is only a rebellion of one.

Betsy had reached the ultimate monte when her leg hair was long enough to braid.

by Ktimothy September 4, 2008

Ultimance

1. A romance between two Ultimate Frisbee players.

2. Often involves exchanges of Birkenstocks as presents, romantic moonlit granola dinners, and engagement in protests against mega-corporations while holding hands.

We met at the Ultimate Frisbee tournament, and after we discussed how much we both liked Obama, we started an Ultimance.

by ShmuelHaynorweitzy April 12, 2009

Ultimate Taekwondon't

When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.

Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.

Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!

by The Original Karate Kid March 14, 2011