turtled out

1. The state of exhaustion brought on by intense or prolonged exposure to turtles

2. exhaustion, generally mental, brought on by intense or prolonged sensory or mental stimulation

"When the tour started he was all 'Yeah! Lets see some turtles!' but after he was all 'Man, i'm all turtled out'"

"Man lets go to vegas, i hear one night and your all turtled out!"

by allkindsofsickaye December 28, 2008

Turtle Skirt

A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper (vagina)

Is that a turtle skirt you're wearing?
What's a turtle skirt?
A skirt that comes down two inches below the snapper.

by CBurkey5001 July 19, 2006

Turtle

Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines, most of whose body is shielded by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines which make up a form taxon that is not monophyletic.

Human : What's it like being a turtle?

Turtle: It's like being a walking house that eats lettuce.

by Verwandlung (KB) February 2, 2009

turtle tap

When a guy uses the outside of his hands (mostly the top knuckles) and backhands his friend in the penis

I always get turtled tapped in the hallway after lunch.

by master of love May 20, 2004

turtle jiz

code name for beer usally bud light

Josh I heard your parents found your turtle jiz that was in the back of your car.

by N Kasper August 24, 2008

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

Turtle Shell

When you sit down and your balls are showing through your pants.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see John's turtle shell in class today?
Guy 2: Yeah! It was so distracting I hardly got work done!

by Ferretballs907 March 29, 2015