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Trombone wanker

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker
by Reptile penis June 30, 2019
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meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass
Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day
by Baggenesse March 5, 2015
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tromboner

the best instrument in the world also known as the trombone it is long with a slide hense the name
what is that
oh thats a tromboner
oh cool can i play
by tododeku shipping cosplayer February 25, 2020
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Playing the trombone

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."
by WitchMD November 10, 2024
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Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes
1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone
by RecklessPete December 21, 2023
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Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.
I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.
by Reallowblows May 22, 2020
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Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.
Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.
by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020
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