a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."
"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
The smell trail someone carries with them and shares with you after leaving the restroom after a good poo or farting in another place and walking by.
You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
You never see or hear the act, you just share in their gloriousness afterwards.
"Whew, Dave just left the restroom and he's trailing glory!"
(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
(on the way to the restroom) "Out of the way, I'm trailing glory!"
by Colden July 14, 2008
When someone inserts a toy truck into their partner's anus, then removes it and then rolls it up their back, leaving a dirty trail of tire marks along their spine.
by ChaoticallyAngelic March 23, 2014
by kevinjanko March 10, 2020
by Annonn689432 December 30, 2018
Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.
by A observer November 12, 2009
The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.
I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.
by crow912 November 29, 2017