Trail Boss

The Baddest Mutha Fucker On the Hiking Trail.

Get the fuck out the way here comes the trail boss.

by Bitbythewolf February 20, 2023

trail to paradise

The trail of pubic hair from the belly button to the genitals.

I'm hiking the trail to paradise tonight!

by Annonn689432 December 29, 2018

trash trail

Commonly known as the "treasure trail," the trash trail is the not so attractive pubic forest leading up to a man's junk.

OMG Becky. I was so disappointed by Jon's junk. He had quite the trash trail.

or

If it weren't for Stuart's trash trail, I would have never found what he called his "little treasure."

by Phalamjola October 25, 2010

easter trail

When you shove as many cadbury easter eggs in your own anus that you can fit then take public transportation around the city while it melts throughout the day.

"Dude chill out it's not shit, it's just an easter trail. It's a joke for my youtube channel. quit hitting me bro"

by Summers Sausage April 20, 2019

Devastation trail

(n.) A trail in Hawaii that can also be used to describe a massive attack of diarrhea.

She had some bad beef and created a devastation trail in the bathroom.

by thzwhzshsd June 5, 2010

Slime Trail

The female equivalent of a "mushroom stamp" or "cock slap." The female gracefully glides across the target's body like a slug to mark her territory.

I was just trying to have a relaxing post-coital cuddle when she Slime Trailed me and cackled maniacally.

by crow912 November 28, 2017

Lakawanna Trail

Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.

Like the town itself, the people in Lakawanna trail are pathetic, weak and look gay.

by A observer November 12, 2009