Torpedo

A term used to describe the male genitalia while its erect.

I woke up with the mean Torpedo this morning. I was ready to launch that

by ELOHmoneySTACKz May 22, 2011

Butt-torrent

A torrential, explosive evacuation of the bowel. See diarrhea, the runs, loose bowels.

Noun Usage:

Ignoring his Irritable Bowel Syndrome , Esteban gorged himself on Chimichangas and Spicy Nachos. The resultant Butt-torrent was so violent it shook the foundations of his apartment block and set off several car alarms.

Verb usage: to 'download a Butt-torrent.'

Esteban's reckless enchilada consumption triggered a very real and urgent need to download a butt-torrent of epic proportions.

by The_Beard_of_Odin April 20, 2009

Dr. Torres

A female dancing to music in a t-shirt and panties like she's in the club.

The neighbors' saw her in the window pulling a Dr. Torres.

by Grey's fan March 16, 2010

Grandpa's torpedo

An elderly man's giant frank and beans bulging through the crotch of his pants. When you were in elementary school, and a volunteer referred to as "grandpa" would sit and read to you. As you sit on the floor and he is in the chair with his legs spread, all you see is grandpa's torpedo.

I couldn't concentrate on the story, cuz all I could see was grandpa's torpedo. I thought it was gonna shoot me in the eye like an angry pirate!

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

Torres

A torres is a term which refers to a miss in football, in particular missing a really easy goal.

1. "Mate don't let Johnny play, all he ever does is torres"

2. "Man, what a torres, how could you miss an open goal from 4 yards?!?!"

by pyramidMan September 19, 2011

Torrid

1. The area (zone) on the surface of the planet between the Tropic of Cancer and Capricorn.

2. extremely hot and dry or hot as in passionate

3. a clothing store which retails to women of a Large or bigger size.

1. Most of Africa is located inside the Torrid Zone.

2. The Sahara Desert is torrid and vast.

3. Torrid provides Hot Topic clothes to the market of larger woman.

by SniperZero1 December 21, 2008

Torpedo

When you fingering a girl in the bum and you hit a turd (the torpedo).

Rob: I slipped her a digit in the corn hole and found a torpedo.
John: That's disgusting...
Rob: Yeah, and the worse bit is that I got some stuck under my finger nail...

by Torpedo_hunter May 31, 2010