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A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.
John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!
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(thats the shit)
(thats amazing)
(fuck)
ex.
sally: tony grandma just died
tony: thats totally tits, high five!
(tony dosnt like his grandmother)
(thats the shit)
(thats amazing)
(fuck)
ex.
sally: tony grandma just died
tony: thats totally tits, high five!
(tony dosnt like his grandmother)
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"Hey did you watch ninja warrior the other day? Those guys are so athletic its insane!"
"Nah mate I was watching fat british people get soaked on total wipeout"
"LOL fail"
"Nah mate I was watching fat british people get soaked on total wipeout"
"LOL fail"
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