Tonality

When tone is applied to a sentence to emphasise sarcasm or wit.

Person in response to tonality -
You dont have to say it with such tonality! I am not two!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

todally

Like, "totally" is so not on. See totally

Like, she was like, todally, like, ohmygod.

by likeliderally September 19, 2006

Total Utter Twat

A total utter twat is someone who despite being frequently told that they aren't funny, continue to make shitty jokes about either boring or sensitive subjects.

John- i went for a 3 mile jog yesterday. 2 laps around Mike's mum!
Mike- Yeah thats hilarious. Even funnier the first 30 times you said it.
John- Your mum needs to rub herself in oil to get out of the bath!
Mike- I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you total utter twat!

by FresherThanAnApple April 14, 2011

Absolutely Totally

A phrase coined by a trainer which means that something is definitely correct, that said person is 100% behind their own statement or answering a question with confidence.

You absolutely totally must complete your Knowledge Checker before moving onto the next PG!

by madsocks May 19, 2011

totally tits

exclamation
a teenage word used to say thats real amazin

thats totally tits
(thats the shit)
(thats amazing)
(fuck)

ex.
sally: tony grandma just died
tony: thats totally tits, high five!

(tony dosnt like his grandmother)

by thrice92 January 4, 2007

total wipeout

A truly awful remake of Ninja Warrior, currently showing on BBC One and presented by dward Richard Hammond.

"Hey did you watch ninja warrior the other day? Those guys are so athletic its insane!"
"Nah mate I was watching fat british people get soaked on total wipeout"
"LOL fail"

by phoenix_22 July 25, 2009

Aunt Tomala

Female version of Uncle Tom

She pretends to be a good friend, but don't tell Aunt Tomala anything you don't want the boss to find out about.

by Kendra Dommer April 11, 2008