Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

frozen tootsie roll

A tootsie roll frozen and then shoved up the ass of your lover.

Laura gave Dave a frozen tootsie roll and he came right away

by Mark and Lisa July 3, 2023

SILVER TOOF

This is a lil silver-toof Mexican boy, who's a menace to society. Goes by the name of Jayden, or Yaden, and sometimes even Sal. He loves terrorizing his family and peers with pranks and has a mouth on him like a sailor. Every morning he has a can of Sprite and Hot Cheetos for breakfast, and never uses a napkin to clean them lil musty fingers because... you guessed it, he loves giving his mother a headache by cleaning them off on his brand-new white tee that she worked hard to provide for him. He's the type of lad to kick the back of your seat on an airplane repeatedly, and then proceed to stick his gum in your hair once you complain to his mother about his behavior. Aside from terrorizing people and giving his sweet mum a headache, you can typically find him going up to strangers asking for kendy, or at the local dentist's office getting another stainless steel crown to add to his collection.

Person #1: "Dude, how'd you get that scar on your arm?"
Person #2: "I didn't tell you? That Yaden kid stabbed me with his pocketknife because I didn't have any candy on me for him."
Person #1: "Smh... typical silver toof behavior."

Person #3: "Ayo, whose kid is that drinking soda so early in the morning??"
Person #4: "I'm not sure, but he's probably just one of them silver toof kids."
Person #3: "You're probably right.. sounds like a Yaden for sure."

by PersonallyVictimizedbyYaden October 3, 2023

It was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

When something starts out good and then goes to shit, sometimes literally.

I went to the party Saturday. At first it was a Tootsie roll, but now it ain't.

by P3R53RT August 18, 2020

Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

tootsie roll

a french grandmother's nickname for female genitalia. Not to be confused with the chocolate, chewy candy that comes in a wrapper labeled "tootsie roll".

French Grandmother: "Oh, you're having a hysterectomy?"
Stranger: "why, yes, I am"
French Grandmother: "Don't bother shaving your tootsie roll. They will do that for you"

by Aimee L. March 14, 2007